Diamond may live like there’s no tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean I don’t lay money down on futures. And with tonight being the kickoff of the best betting season, the NFL, now is the perfect time. With the Patriots and the Giants prognosticated for a dark Fall and Winter, lighten up your Sundays with tracking these future bets: 

• T Etienne o925.5 rush yards
• D Henry o10.5 rush TDs
• D London o1000.5 rec yards
• C Ridley o875.5 rec yards
• Eagles to win division
• T Hill OPY (+750)
• J Daniels ROY (+450)
• Green Bay Super Bowl (+1800)

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