Did you miss me?

I hope you all didn’t go broke in the week without me. Where was Diamond Nose Sports, you ask? Riding a heater at Mohegan Sun or Foxwoods? A trip down the coast to Atlantic City? How about halfway to Branson, Missouri? All the way west to Las Vegas? Or even an international excursion playing Baccarat in Macau?

If you guessed any of these, you’d be wrong. Diamond was celebrating his [age redacted] birthday. And if you guessed Vegas but want any details, then you already know the answer. What happens on a birthday bender… Consider yourself lucky I let you know my picks.

MNF Picks

• Detroit Lions -3 (4 units)
• Jaxon Smith-Njigba o47.5 rec yards (2 units)
• David Montgomery anytime TD (1 unit)
• De’Von Achane anytime TD (1 unit)

Pick of the day: Lions -3

Diamond’s Overall Record: 18-12 (5-3 Pick of the Day) 

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